Well Perezcious readers, that├óΓé¼Γäós a wrap for the 2013 Oscars, and as long as it was, we can├óΓé¼Γäót lie — it had some pretty AH-mazing moments!
From William Shatner, phenomenal music performances and some totes awks times, join us as we recap the night in GIFs… AFTER THE JUMP!!!
The night started with host Seth MacFarlane making jokes about what else…. BOOBS!
Luckily, Jennifer Lawrence knew how to take it all in stride…
Then Channing Tatum and Charlize Theron tried to class up the joint with their sensual ballroom dancing, which actually turned into an erotic lap dance.
At some point, Sandra Bullock made this face:
And Kristen Stewart hobbled on stage with Harry Potter Daniel Radcliffe
But, then the internet exploded when they presented together:
Anne Hathaway dreamed a dream of times gone by and gave yet another predictable speech. Did we expect any less?!
The musical segment of the night brought everyone (mostly us) to their feet when powerhouses like Catherine Zeta-Jones, Jennifer Hudson, Anne Hathaway, Amanda Seyfried, and Hugh Jackman did an inCREDible performances from Chicago, Dreamgirls and Les Mis. Did you SEE JHud bring the house down?!?!?
Oh, but then Adele performed Skyfall and everything just stopped….
Barbra Streisand brought tears to everyone’s eyes when she sang Memories during the show’s In Memoriam segment.
Quvenzhané Wallis AKA Little Q served us some FIERCE fist pumping action when she was shouted out as the youngest nominee for Best Actress!
Get it, gurl! Don’t hurt ‘em now with that puppy purse power!
Speaking of Best Actress nominees, In case you didn’t see, Princess JLaw TRIPPED! FLAT ON HER FACE!
Bradley Cooper and Hugh Jackman were quite the gentlemen though when they ran to help her up:
But, she made up for it by saying:
Queen Latifah then stole the show from Richard Gere and Renee Zelwegger, when she shouted out Life Of Pi as only a queen should!
Oh, and then Quentin Tarantino peaced the EFF out after giving his Oscar-winning speech and went along his merry little way!
Ben Affleck‘s humbling and inspiring speech left the entire viewing audience needing tissues… and associated his wife Jennifer Garner with Iran!
And after the longest show of our lives, Kristin Chenoweth and Seth closed the show in an uneventful song and dance. Cheno deserves better than that!!!
Is anyone awake still?!?? What a show! What did U think of this year’s Oscars??