Pamela Anderson To Release Single

Why, Pam?! WHY?!

Pamela Anderson will be releasing a debut pop single called High with her friend Richie Rich.

However, the song isn’t about drugs but rather about high fashion.

Because when we think high fashion, we think Pam Anderson right?

Richie revelas:

“It’s not about drugs, but about high fashion. We are recording a pop single together. Pam says she wants to sing, but nothing too difficult, so she’s just going to sing the word ‘high’ over and over.”

Ugh, that sounds HOrrendous! We seriously hope he’s joking.

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