Paris Sued For Billions!

This is just so absurd. And hilarious.
A woman named Nicolle O’Neill is suing Paris Hilton.
Why? She claims that the heiress stole her look.
In a personal injury complaint filed in Los Angeles Superior Court on Oct. 18, O’Neill alleges that she suffers “emotional distress” because of Hilton and accuses the socialite of ripping off her style, including fashion-related “patens” [sic] and “stiling” [sic] tips.
Oh, yeah. Nicky’s court filing is handwritten!
Two pages of documents spell out specific charges against Paris, including a claim that she stole O’Neill’s idea to expose her “je-streeng underware (bikiny)” [sic] under her pants. O’Neill also claims Paris swiped her idea to shop in vintage stores for ’60s-style dresses.
Nicky wants Paris to pay “billions” in damages.
And we want Kiki Drunkst to get her teeth fixed. Can we sue her for that?????
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