Paula Abdul‘s apparently been working on a “secret” plan for a daytime talk show.
Great idea, right? Just what we’ve all been clamoring for!
We didn’t know Paula could keep secrets, we thought that everything just falls out of her booze lips – albeit incoherently.
While Paula’s been strong-arming her American Idol bosses for a fatter salary for the 9th season, she’s been on the phone with her other arm with CBS/Paramount Network Television developing a talk show.
What could Abdrool possibly want to slur about to the world? We imagine it’d be something like the Tyranasaurous Banks‘s show, but with even more absurd self-infatuation. And crying. Tyranasaurous Banks can’t do that – lizards can’t cry!
Abdrool’s asking for $10 million from AI, scheming to juggle both her judging and her yapping duties if she gets it. If not, she’s got her talk show to fall back on…until they cancel it.
A source close to Paula says that studio execs think she’s perfect for a talk show because “Paula is unpredictable and not afraid to speak her mind,” even if her mind is half drowned in a little midday Vicodin cocktail.
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