Any passionate relationship can get heated when jealousy comes into play. But for Penelope Cruz, it’s just an opportunity to get even!
The Zoolander 2 star wasn’t happy with Derek Zoolander (aka Ben Stiller) for getting handsy with Cara Delevingne — so she fired back with cold hard vengeance!
And because Cruz knows just where to hit him where it hurts, she posted a series of intimate photos on her Instagram curled up to costar Will Ferrell!
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Sharing provocative details, the 41-year-old explained how she wooed Ferrell to get back at her model idiot paramour, writing:
“It started innocently enough├óΓé¼┬ª. I heard the brilliant actor and well known lover and swordsman Will Ferrell was in the hotel. I invited him to my room├óΓé¼┬ª Just for a few laughs. I told him to shower, put on a robe and to entertain me with funny jokes. He was shy at first├óΓé¼┬ª afraid├óΓé¼┬ªtimid├óΓé¼┬ª like a young man about to climb mount Everest. The mount Everest of├óΓé¼┬ª love.”
But Cruz was just getting started, because she also invited Hansel (Owen Wilson) into her game of sexual one upmanship! She continued:
“I knew my affair with Will Ferrell would not be mean enough if I was to willingly hurt you. So I called someone who I probably shouldn’t have. Someone I knew would really really REALLY get under your skin and hurt your feelings and break your heart.”
What a cold hard GENIUS!
We know what you’re thinking — why is Penelope Cruz revenge-cheating on Derek Zoolander with Will Ferrell if they both play characters in the film as well? Why do Derek and Hansel exist in our universe but not Valentina and Mugatu?!
We don’t have those answers, but ch-ch-check out the entire sexy saga (below) to find out the surprise twist ending — and go see Zoolander 2 in theaters Friday!
[Image via Instagram.]