You know the saying “don’t act like your shit don’t stank”?
Well Jammie Nicholas is proud to say his does and he’s bottling it up and charging $80!!!
Really.
Apparently his stinky idea came about when he was reading The History Of Shit by Dominique Laporte.
The French author suggested “pleasant smells were used to cover bad smells, so it could be suggested that a bad smell could be used to cover pleasant smells.”
Jammie told Vice it took about a week to extract the “essential oils” from the ├óΓé¼┼ôvarious raw materials├óΓé¼┬¥ and used pipes and containers to create “jars of eau de shit”.
The perfume is actually called Surplus and he’s actually sold 25 of the 85 made.
Wow.
We have no words.