Pete Davidson wants you to know a certain part of being engaged to Ariana Grande is hard — and that part is his d**k.
The Saturday Night Live star was performing at Auburn University in Alabama on Thursday when he got a bit TMI about his relationship with the pint-sized pop star.
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After a fan asked what it was like to be engaged to Ari during the comedian’s Q&A session, the 24-year-old eloquently replied:
“What’s it like being engaged to Ariana? It’s like what you would think it was like but, like, 100 times sicker. It’s fucking lit. I’m a very, very lucky boy, and I’m very, very loved and I’m very lucky.”
If that wasn’t poetic enough, he added:
“And my d**k’s forever hard.”
Sick, Pete. Sick.
He may not be a lyricist on the stage, but Ari thought her bae’s set was “funny as fuck” and “brilliant” in a caption of the two sporting Auburn sweatshirts on her Instagram Story.
We bet Pete’s ego is just as inflated from all that stroking, but watch him gush about Ari (below):
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