Plug Your Nose! SJPeePee Is Coming Out With A New Stank!

Sarah Jessica Parker is coming out with a new fragrance that will smell like, what for it…BODY ODOR!

WTF!? Gross!

The smelly actress says:

“It has taken me three years to decide on the scent because I really like B.O. and I think it’s sexy. I wanted to figure out a way to make it palatable to everybody. I was like, ‘How do you get B.O. in a bottle and make an atomiser of it? Then it was all about trying to capture the sense of naughtiness in a bottle that it would be good for a man and a woman.”

We’re a little confused by this.

Don’t people shower themselves in different scents to mask body odor?

Smells like a terrible idea!

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