The Full Point Break Remake Trailer, Is Like, SO Extreme! Do The Dew And Watch HERE!

The full Point Break remake trailer is here, and if you’re expecting to be underwhelmed, try shotgunning a Mountain Dew and think again!
Oh, you’re still unimpressed? Yeah, we hear you.
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There are some changes to the original story. Instead of surfing bank robbers, the criminal gang are anarchist extreme athletes trying to destabilize the world’s economy.
Um, there’s more BASE jumping. That’s new. And — unfortunately — no one fires their gun up in the air and goes aaargh! But that would require emotional resonance we just aren’t seeing in this trailer.
Sadly, all the X-treme awesomeness in the world can’t replace the charisma of Keanu Reeves and Patrick Swayze.
Are we being unfair? What do YOU think??
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