In the little town of Chesnee, South Carolina, the population is only 868 people. So it apparently can be challenging to find sex partners with whom you are not related to!
That was the case when cops responded to a 9-1-1 hangup and found a 58-year-old woman who admitted that she and her 72-year-old husband were having “sex problems for the past two years.”
But rather than buy a book about rekindling romance or seek the counsel of a marriage therapist, her hubby wanted to keep it all in the family.
And have his wife hook up with his sisters!
Ahhhh!!!
The woman, known only as “Mary,” admitted to police that she was not down with getting dirty with her sister-in-laws though. She was calling police because she didn’t even want them in her house, let alone her bed!
Baffled, the responding officer was only able to explain the state’s trespassing laws before he likely slowly backed away and sped off in his cruiser as any normal person would!
We’re assuming he was also dry-heaving as much as we are right now.
Blugh!
Good luck on solving those sex issues, Mary. It sounds like with your husband’s familial fetishes, you might have your work cut out for you!
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