Polish Priest Gets Hi-Tech For Jesus

What ever happened to the honor system!?!

A Priest in Poland has installed an electronic reader in his church so he can keep track of schoolchildren’s attendance at mass!!!

WTF???

The machine will record their attendence, and if the kiddies show up and are present at 200 masses they won’t have to pass an exam prior to their confirmation into the Catholic church.

We can’t wait until someone figures out how to fuck the system and play hooky. That’s not the way you motivate kids to become interested in religion!!

But hey, whatever works – at least they’re not scaring them into thinking they’ll rot in hell if they don’t attend mass daily!!