In case you’ve been living under a non-demoniational rock, there’s a new Pope in town!
The Vatican unveiled Pope Francis I to millions of super-stoked Catholics today and, for the sinners out there who were feeling too sloth-like to turn on their TVs, the ceremony was a sweet-as-ballz cross between a State of the Union address and a Madonna concert!
Ha! We wish we could’ve been backstage for that!
Pr-pr-press PLAY on the perfectly charming papal video (above) and watch P. Frank Uno lead his flock in a FIERCE prayer!
The Argentinian known just yesterday as Cardinal Jorge Mario Bergoglio has only one lung, but was mercifully blessed with a double helping of soul!
His Holiness, sadly, didn’t reveal the ONE crucial detail we were chomping at the bit to learn: his new Twitter handle!!!
Oh well, we’ll probably find out soon enough. Patience is a virtue, LOLz!
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