Remember when Heidi Montag kind of looked like a normal person with normal boobs and actual facial expressions??
Yeah, well, good news flat-chested-Heidi fans! Her sex tape with Spencer Pratt includes footage of her pre and post-op!
Ah, yes, we’re sure we just made all your dreams come true now that you know there’s a little variety coming your way.
We can’t WAIT for this disastuh to be released!