“Oh, Paul Rudd is dreamy. . . So one time I was fast asleep on the couch, and I just feel Paul and his gentle touch on my shoulder going, ‘Hey, Jase, wake up. It├óΓé¼Γäós time to wake up, buddy. Wake up.’ And I slowly open my eyes, and Paul is standing there with his dick out. And he just gives me this weird, mischievous smile and walked out of the room.”
– Jason Segel on his I Love You Man co-star Paul Rudd, to Time Out NY