Well, this is something we did NOT see coming!
Tiger‘s former #1 mistress, Rachel Uchitel says that she plans on going back to school to become a private investigator.
She told sources:
“I decided to go back to school and get my private investigation license! I├óΓé¼Γäóve learned to shoot a weapon. I had to Taser someone the other day.
I had to get pepper sprayed, so I know what the effects are — so much fun! I had the best time ever! I├óΓé¼Γäóve already gone under cover, I├óΓé¼Γäóve done process serving. In court, we actually do real stuff for the investigator who├óΓé¼Γäós teaching or class, so it├óΓé¼Γäós very cool.
I├óΓé¼Γäóm going to work under my professor, Dale Gustafson, who runs DGA Detectives. I will take the test and actually be able to open up my own business under Dale├óΓé¼Γäós license with him as a mentor until I get the hours under my belt to get my own license.”
And it sounds like Miss Uchitel is ready to get down to some serious business! She adds:
“Having my own detective agency would be something I├óΓé¼Γäód love to do. I├óΓé¼Γäóm actually trying to convince some of my friends to invest in cadaver dogs and come down with me on vacation to Orlando to search for a missing girl. I├óΓé¼Γäóve been obsessed with finding missing people for so long.”
It sounds like Rachel will focus most of her energy on her new professional career as she says that her dating life is pretty non-existent at the moment. She says:
“It├óΓé¼Γäós hard to find somebody who can be accepting of all the stuff that they├óΓé¼Γäóve read and choose to be with me for who I really am. Obviously, there are a lot of guys that are kind of around, but… it├óΓé¼Γäós more my fault than anyone else├óΓé¼Γäós. I guess I├óΓé¼Γäóm kind of scared of dating.”
And when asked what would be a deal breaker, she says, “If they├óΓé¼Γäóre dating somebody or married. If somebody lied to me about anything, I wouldn├óΓé¼Γäót date them.”
LOLs! Um, pretty ironic, if you ask us! Too bad she didn’t take her own advice BEFORE allegedly having an affair with Tiger.
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