Rachel Uchitel Speaks! On David Boreanaz

Listen up haters! Tiger Wood’s and David Boreanaz’s Primary Whore has something to say!

Lawyer to the Dumb Sluts, Gloria Allred, released a statement on behalf of her returning client, Rachel Uchitel in regards to her affair with the Buffy alum.

It reads:

David Boreanaz is not part of my life, nor will he be. I am not in communication with him and do not wish to be.

I have made no claims against him and do not plan to assert any. Any statements to the contrary are false and I hope that this statement will finally end any speculation about this issue.

I am looking forward to a life that is not filled with scandal, rumor, innuendo or false statements about me. I will not have any further comment regarding David Boreanaz.

Why do we doubt that last part very much?

Thoughts?

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