…Randy Jackson!
No, not the lovable bassist who works on American Idol for a few cents an hour and wouldn’t leave that judge’s chair unless someone pried him out with a crowbar!
We mean the other RJ!
The RJ who claims Michael Jackson’s 2002 will is inauthentic despite all evidence to the contrary!
The RJ whose recent plan to kidnap his niece and nephews went so horribly astray that he wound up in a headlock in the middle of his late brother’s driveway!
Sources close to the situation are in agreement. They say:
“Marlon, Tito, and Jackie all hold Randy responsible for all of [the family drama.]”
Much of the drama is the result of terrible advice Randy received from Howard Mann, the notorious entrepreneur who was sued by Carmen Electra for failing to compensate her for appearing in his Naked Women’s Wrestling League.
Sounds like excellent counsel, Randy!
Ugh.
We hope the courts appoint a temporary guardian for Paris, Blanket, and Prince soon.
These young kids shouldn’t suffer through this terrible experience alone!
[Image via STS/WENN.]