That’s one way to get yourself a free suit!
Randy Travis was barefoot and butt-naked when Grayson County sheriffs hauled him in for suspicion of DWI and threatening to shoot some cops.
Not only did his jailers presumably feed him a few bologna sandwiches and give him a place to hang his longhorn hat for the night… but they decked him out in a sweet new blue get-up!
He’s still barefoot, though!!
Don’t they give out complimentary slippers in the big house?? We’d hate to see the man cut his feet!!
It’s been an interesting few days for Mizter Travis.
Just listen to a local dispatcher trying to calm down the frantic samaritan who accidentally stumbled across Randy’s limp, naked body in the middle of he road. (above)
We aren’t sure what we would do if we were cruising along the freeway one day and suddenly we encountered a naked country music legend face down and unresponsive.
Unless it were Luke Bryan. We’ve played that scenario out in our head a hundred times.
[Image via Chris Jennings/AP Images.]