The season 10 taglines are here, y’all, and we’re loving them!
This upcoming season of Bravo‘s hit show The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills promises as much drama and controversy as ever. Relatively new cast members — like Denise Richards, who joined the show last season — can be sure to be thanked for that!!
Related: Denise Denies Open Marriage Rumors After ALL That Brandi Glanville Drama…
The 49-year-old actress-turned-reality maven is taking a page out of her experience on The Bold And The Beautiful and other film and TV pursuits, channeling the creative drama into her reality TV persona. And judging by her tagline on the show this season, well, it sure appears like she’s in on the joke!
We don’t want to give anything away — you’ll have to scroll down (below) to find every woman’s specific line listed — but let’s just say, uhhh, it all has to do with a certain kind of massage Denise’s husband Aaron Phypers received during one of last season’s episodes!
Anything ringin’ any bells yet, fans?! Come on… find your happy place! Maybe this will help: in the infamous season 9, words of another cast member coming out of that very same episode, why is everyone acting like such a f**king nun?! LOLz!!!
Anyways, without further ado, here are all the taglines for the upcoming season, which returns for its premiere on Bravo in a little over a week: tune in Wednesday, April 15, at 8:00 p.m. ET!
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“You never know what to expect when I’m expecting.”
“Break a leg? Not in these heels, honey.”
“Life is an audition and honey, I am getting that part.”
“My life may not be a fairytale, but I’ll always get a happy ending.”
“The secret to life? Dance like everyone is watching.”
“I won’t settle for anything else than everything.”
“Around here, there’s more than just dresses in everyones’ closet.”
Well, well, well! What do y’all think of those taglines?! Quite a bit to take in, isn’t it?! How about y’all?! We want to hear from you about them!! Sound OFF with your reactions in the comments down (below)!!!
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