Red Lobster Sinking To Its Buttery Doom? Depressingly Delicious Deets HERE!
How’s this for irony? Red Lobster, much like the delicious crustaceans it cooks for its customers on a daily basis, is in BOILING hot water!
greatest largest seafood chain might be closing it’s doors for good!
Ugh! We wish this were a fish tale, but it’s true!
Darden, the parent company that owns Red Lobster, is in the middle of a fiscal meltdown that will apparently require it to either close down all 705 of its iconic restaurants or at least sell/spin them off!
Noo!! This is an unimaginable blow to our
Even Emma Stone likes lobster (above)!
Darden also owns Olive Garden and LongHorn Steakhouse, but as far as we know those restaurants aren’t yet in jeopardy.
If there’s one silver lining to this super sad news, it’s that…. No, never mind. There is no silver lining. This just sucks.