As if sorority girls didn’t have enough bad rap this past week. Now, we can add Miss Delta Nu herself, Reese Witherspoon, to that list as well.
The Legally Blonde star had quite the embarrassing weekend when she and her husband Jim Toth were arrested after he was pulled over for driving erratically. The two were then arrested, he for suspicion of a DUI and she was handcuffed after exhibiting disorderly conduct to a police officer.
BUT, even though this is going to be one helluva legal sitch for the two of them, let’s not forget that Reese played one of the most famous lawyers of all time! Yes, we’re talking about Elle Woods!
So, let’s sit back and think about how Elle Woods would get Reese out of such a sticky legal situation, shall we??
Okay, well, as we all know by now, Reese pulled the celebrity card on the officer that pulled her hubby over and yelled out “Do you know my name??” Well, considering she has since given an apology, let’s listen to the wise words of Elle and focus on:
We mean, she is pret-ty famous so it’s a bit weird that the cop didn’t recognize her…
Besides, she can always call the police officer a:
But, let’s not get nasty here. For the most part, Reese is very much a law-abiding citizen and from what we hear, this is totally out of character for her.
After all, being in the public eye can really put a toll on a person…
And now, everyone will be judging her. Big time.
During her court appearance, all she’ll have to do is cry in front of the judge for him or her to be putty in her hands.
But, we have a feeling Reese will get through this.
As long as she remembers that:
And:
‘Cause, really, all she needs is a little:
And she’ll be off scot-free!