Rick Santorum Whines To Google Over The By-Product Of Anal Sex

Remember when Rick Santorum announced his opposition to “homosexual acts” and slung them in the same ring with incest and polygamy?

Well that’s when the by-product of anal sex, defined as “a frothy mix of lube and fecal matter,” got itself a new nickname — Santorum.

LOL!

And now that Ricky Rick wants to climb that political ladder, he’s asking Google to clean their search engines of it.

He says:

I suspect if something was up there like that about Joe Biden, they’d get rid of it. If you’re a responsible business, you don’t let things like that happen in your business that have an impact on the country. To have a business allow that type of filth to be purveyed through their website or through their system is something that they say they can’t handle, but I suspect that’s not true.

Dude! Google doesn’t decide what gets to go first on the search pages. That’s decided by the voters internet users. The sites with the most clicks get the top crown, plain and simple.

Ya know, like democracy!!!

And to even ask Google to clean it up, well, you’re making headlines which is going to stay on the front page for what we’re guessing to be quite some time. So congrats! You’re only adding to what you deem a problem.

Also, for someone who is so “Christian,” you sure do seem to want to mess with the free will of the internet, huh???

Sorry, Santorum. Looks like this frothy mix of hypocrisy you’ve made is here to stay!

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