Here’s a celeb feud nobody saw coming!
Especially not Charlie Sheen‘s fiancee, because in the porno academy they’re taught to close their eyes right before the “big bang”!
Tigerblood and his pretty porn starlet Brett Rossi (also known as Scottine) dined together at Il Ristorante di Giorgio Baldi in Santa Monica on Wednesday night, but they weren’t the only celebrities getting their grub on!
Rihanna was chowing down, too!
Charlie’s lady is a huge fan of the S&M singer — makes sense — so he sent a carrier pigeon or whatever over to RiRi’s table and requested a sit down with the main girl herself.
But guess what? Ri rejected his request, apparently offering to reschedule it for another time.
This predictably sent warlock into a wild rage!! He took to Twitter and unleashed a 300+ word rant about how she won’t last in the biz, how she’s a phony, and then he talked smack about her pretty pink hair!!!
At one point he even called her an idiot!!!! He barked:
“Nice impression you left behind, Bday or not. Sorry we’re not KOOL enough to warrant a blessing from the Princess (or in this case the Village idiot).”
Wow!!! Harsh words! Maybe she just wanted to eat her ravioli in peace!?
Better watch who you mess with, Chuckles — you could wind up with semen in your face!
Whoops, we meant seamen, obvs. RiRi’s Navy seamen! We weren’t joking about the fact that your fianc├â┬⌐e covers herself in man-protein for a living!
CLICK HERE to read Charlie’s entire rant — we’re pretty sure it’s in iambic pentameter.
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