You know how everyone jokes about how Hollywood has run out of ideas? Well, all they had to do was look up!
Only yesterday, our northern neighbors were best known for poutine, Carly Rae Jepsen, and moose meat jerky, but these days Canada’s chief export seems to be the disturbingly wacky tales of Toronto’s mayor Rob Ford!
Mayor Ford’s undeniably intriguing and often appalling antics are so engrossing that jouranlist Robyn Doolittle put them into a book called Crazy Town: The Rob Ford Story!
Well, guess what? That book was optioned into a movie!!
AMAZEBALLZ!!
We aren’t sure whether the flick will be a hit, but we can think of one person who will pay to see it on opening night:
Justin Bieber!!!
Those two are totally besties, LOLz!!!
The question on all of our minds, though – who will Blue Ice Pictures CAST to play the crack-smoking mayor who, during a televised interview, famously spoke of feasting on his female companion’s fabulous fur-burger??
We wonder if Kevin Farley is still in the biz? Ha!