Robert Pattinson Bathes In His Own Hotness For Dior Homme

Can we crawl in there with you, R-Patz??

Robert Pattinson must be very, very dirty because why else would he be lounging in a tub ready for a good, steamy bath?

Photographed by Nan Goldin, Robert posed in a bathtub wearing a suit and giving a HUGE smile as he stared at an unknown woman’s bare legs.

Could they belong to model Camille Rowe who was lucky enough to suck face with him in the previous fragrance ads for Dior Homme??

Let’s not worry on that and focus more on wondering why Rob is completely clothed in a perfectly appropriate opportunity where he’d have to pose nekkid! At least shirtless!

Such a tease! We are soooOOOOOooooo waiting for the complete ad to be released!!

[Image via Dior.]