This news makes us as nauseous as snakes make Indy sick!
In a recent interview, Robert Pattinson made it unfortunately known that he probably won’t be portraying our favorite Nazi-fighting, Ark-discovering archaeologist, Indiana Jones, anytime soon as he denied any casting rumors:
“I don’t know why. Why is that coming out? I honestly don’t understand what it’s all about. Man, I wish!”
Man, don’t we all!
As if dashing our hopes for R-Patz as Indy wasn’t enough, he also quelled a rumor that he’d be Han Solo in the character’s upcoming Star Wars spinoff:
“I didn├óΓé¼Γäót even know there was a Han Solo spinoff coming out. Sounds like a cool spinoff. I├óΓé¼Γäóll watch it.├óΓé¼┬¥
We like Robert because he’s a scoundrel, and there aren’t enough scoundrels in our lives! But oh well. We’ll see who gets picked instead for Han!
This is a sad to day for the Rebellion.