Robert Pattinson's Malibu Mayhem


Team Edward Vs. Team Parked Car.
Choose a Side!
Twilight heartthrob Robert Pattinson is getting heat from paparazzi for allegedly slamming into a parked car in Malibu.
The owner of the car who shares Pattinson’s name, Rob Gottschlich, had the following to say about the incident:

“If I had a nice car like a Lexus or something, maybe [I would be concerned], but I’ve got an old Kia. I am going to ask Rob next time I see him for free tickets to the next Twilight film.”

We can all learn a lesson from Robert Pattinson: If you inflict damage on a car whose owner shares your name, you’ll get away with it.
WTG R-Patz!
[Image via WENN.]