Are you one of the millions of Americans outraged by the new privacy invading x-ray scanners?
You’re in luck because now there’s a new way to keep your naughty parts hidden from those voyeurs known as the TSA.
Behold: Rocky Flats Gear!
The company boasts their products will “protect your health, privacy and dignity” with an array of undies that are not only “flexible, attractive, lightweight, Lead (Pb) free” but also shield radiation.
Rocky Flats Gear is available for all travelers including children and come in a variety of colors and styles.
But if you can’t find anything you like there’s always Flying Pasties.