Nobody panic! Jay Z is OK!
Phew!
Yesterday we were getting reports that Jigga was attacked by Girls star Jemima Kirke during filming for his HBO documentary Picasso Baby: A Performance Art Film.
Kirke was seen grasping ahold of H.O.V.A. and allegedly would NOT let go of him!
Yikes! His 99 problems may have just reached 100!
So is this girl guilty until proven innocent? Not for long!
The director of the film, Mark Romanek, is now coming to Jemima’s defense and calling “bull sh*t” on the rumors she squeezed Jay Z a little too tight!
Romanek, who also directed the music video for Michael Jackson and Janet Jackson‘s Scream as well as Fiona Apple‘s Criminal and Nine Inch Nails‘ Closer, tried to clear Kirke’s name on Twitter, saying:
I hope she doesn't mind me saying so, but these absurd rumors about Jemima Kirke's behavior at the PICASSO BABY shoot are utter bullshit.
— mark romanek (@markromanek) August 7, 2013
We can believe that Jemima knows how to keep her cool around music superstars. After all, she has a famous rock star dad, Simon Kirke!
Still, we have to wonder about that photo (see it below!) and the fact that she is mysteriously missing from the end of the film…
Hmm. Inneresting…
Even if Jay Z hates your hugs, Jemima, you can always just cozy up with your buddy Lena Dunham in the bathtub. The only thing not allowed in there is snot rockets!
LOLz!!!