Umm… Somebody want to make an eye appointment for Russell Brand?
Because he clearly CANNOT see if he thinks Katy Perry isn’t the most GORGEOUS girl he could ever get into bed with!
Believe it or not (and we sort of DON’T believe him!) Russell recently told a crowd that while he was married to KatyKat, he had to picture other women while they had sex!
Pshh-aw! We guess Russell doesn’t get off on a girl with great eyes, boobs and ass! Not to mention every other part of Perry that is downright PERFECT!
Russell joked about his ex-wife during a London comedy show, saying:
“I’d be having sex thinking, ‘think of anyone, anyone else.'”
Talk about high standards!
OK. We’re going to chalk this up to good ‘ol fashioned jealousy. Katy’s career is about to blow up even more with her upcoming album Prism. Plus, the girl just looks better than EVER!
So, since Russell can no longer hit that, he’s instead trying to hit her where it hurts!
Whatevs! Katy has moved on, dude! She and John Mayer look happier than ever! Joke all you want Russ, but deep down, you know you miss kissing this gurl!!!
[Image via WENN.]