Russell Brand Had A Sex Team Choosing His Conquests!

Yikes!

Former sex addict Russell Brand revealed that he had a team especially devoted to finding sexual partners!

He explains:

“When I was at my most promiscuous, I was like a charging locomotive. My selection process was outsourced. I had a team of experts who took care of finding women for me. They had very specific instructions. It was as if I was talking to a wine steward – ‘I’m looking for something French, a bit fruity, smells of oak.”

Russell, who is now engaged to Katy Perry, seems to have changed his ways, now saying:

“I’ve reached a point in my life where I understand empirically that this is not the answer. When you sleep with loads of women, it becomes a bit pointless and futile. The majority of people in sex rehab are just disgusting men.

“There aren’t hot blondes ripping off their clothes and saying, ‘I’m gorgeous, and I just can’t get enough!’ It’s just sleazy men pleasuring themselves in dark corners. Let’s not shy away from it: they’re paedophiles and perverts. I’m sorry if I burst your bubble and took some of the magic out of it.”

We hope he really has changed for good — and for Katy’s sake!

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