Scarlett Johansson and Colin Jost are going to have a loooong talk after this one!
Well, the end of the year is upon us. So you know what that means for Saturday Night Live… It’s time for the annual Christmas Joke Swap! If you didn’t tune in to the latest episode, the Weekend Update guys Colin and Michael Che continued their tradition of writing the raunchiest jokes imaginable for one another to read for the first time live on air… A fan-favorite segment ripe for shock and cringe which only comes once a year. And we think it’s safe to say Michael took the cake this time around! He did Colin and Scarlett DIRTY!
In the clip, the Marvel hero’s husband looks at the camera as he reads:
“I want to dedicate this next joke to my boo Scarlett Johansson”
The camera then cuts to Scarlett backstage smiling nervously and shaking her head. Colin says:
“Oh no. My god, she’s so genuinely worried.”
HA! He then gets into the joke:
“Hey, boo. Y’all know Scarlett just celebrated her 40th birthday which means I’m about to get up out of there! Shiz! Nah nah, I’m just playing. We just had a kid together and y’all ain’t seen no pictures of him yet because he Black as hell.”
OMG! The camera cut to ScarJo taking a sip from her drink while shaking her head and saying, “Oh, s**t.”
The couple, of course, married in 2020 and welcomed their son Cosmo the following year. But they’ve been apprehensive to bring him into the spotlight… So we guess Michael saw that as a perfect opportunity for joke writing! And didn’t stop there!
Later, Colin begrudgingly read part two of the joke off a teleprompter:
“Costco has removed the roast beef sandwich from their menu but I ain’t tripping. I’ve been eating roast beef every night since my wife had the kid.”
NO! OMFG! He did NOT just say that! The audience erupted in laughter as the camera cut to a mortified Scarlett with her jaw on the floor! That’s BRUTAL!
You can watch the entire Christmas Joke Swap segment (below):
That was BAAAAAD! But sooo good! HA! Who do YOU think won this year’s Christmas Joke Swap, Perezcious readers?? Let us know in the comments down below!
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