AAHHHHHHHH!
A giant 55 foot SEA MONSTER has been found washed up on a beach in China.
The beast from the deep is so badly decayed it cannot be identified.
But according to local reports from Guangdong, in the south-east of the country, it weighed at least 4.5 TONS. (this totally trumps the Brooklyn Bridge Monster discovered last month.)
One fisherman, known only as Hwang (must be the local badass) said he was astonished by the find.
People have flocked to see the creature ├óΓé¼ΓÇ¥ despite the fact it’s a rotting corpse from the ocean and probably smells like… a rotting corpse from the ocean.
It was found tangled in ropes, so one theory is fisherman caught it but could not land it as it was so big. But we’re pretty sure it’s just playing dead – and it’s gonna get up and start running after people any second.
One of those theories is probably right.
We don’t care what he is, as long as he has friends that willing to give us rides on their backs.