We already know that none of you are surprised.
Life & Style Magazine has just released an in depth convo with the cast of The Jersey Shore (well, as deep as their hair gel saturated brains could handle,) and we’ve learned that there could possibly be a sex tape leaking in our near future.
When the cast was asked if any of them had a sex tape, two of the them fessed up, but both swore they wouldn’t release them.
The offenders: Ronnie (aka the guido behind bars) and Snooki (aka the guidette who got decked for all of YouTube to see.)
What’s really dumbfounds us is not that these losers actually have sex tapes, but that there is a market for them. In Snooki’s case, one distributor said her tape could go for $1-3 million.
Holy fist pump that is a lot of dough!
Regardless of the price, for now, both say they won’t be releasing their intimate moments. Snooki even insisted: “I don├óΓé¼Γäót want people to watch me doing that. It├óΓé¼Γäós a private thing.├óΓé¼┬¥
So instead, tune in to The Jersey Shore to see her dry hump anything with an orange tan and slicked back hair. That will have to do for now!
[Image via WENN.]