The news being heard around Alaska this morning is that Bristol Palin, daughter of Sarah Palin, is giving her mother a swift kick in her political ass yet again by agreeing to marry Levi Johnston, her baby daddy and bitter rival of her mother since he sperminated her with Tripp.
After Sarah Sexy stopped pacing her igloo and polishing her shotgun, she realized that she and Todd better release some kind of statement before the media adds “unsupportive mother” to her growing list of attributes.
Therefore, this morning, shortly after her backstabbing eldest plunged a knife in her back, Sexy Sarah released this statement to the press:
“Bristol at 19 is now a young adult. We obviously want what’s best for our children. Bristol believes in redemption and forgiveness to a degree most of us struggle to put in practice in our daily lives.”
In other words, girl is naive. That’s what Sarah wanted to say, but couldn’t, either because she wanted to spare her daughter’s feelings or she couldn’t spell it. (We’re going with the latter.)
If Bristol and Levi actually make it down the aisle, we will be COMPLETELY shocked! We have a feeling that he is only doing this for publicity, while she just didn’t read the fine print on her contract for being an abstinence spokesperson.
Keep the divorce attorney’s on speed dial!
Congrats again, kiddies!
[Image via AP Images.]