Shia LaBeouf Doesn't Allow Cameras Into His Art Show, But If You Want To Attach One To His Penis, Have At It!


Dude, porn stars don’t even do this!
While Shia LaBeouf may not allow cameras into his experimental performance art show, he was more than willing to allow them into his pants while filming Nymphomaniac.
SAY WHAT?!
Well, reportedly, Shia told director Lars von Trier he was ready to strap a cam to his schlong during his sex scenes with his co-star.
Sources said:

├óΓé¼┼ôShia had wanted von Trier to put a camera on his penis while filming, so that audiences could have the full experience.”

The “full experience” as in what happens inside, like we would have seen THAT part of sex?!?
Pretty sure you can’t get the full experience unless you’re actually the one being penetrated, but nice try, Shia.
Also, having a camera, no matter now small it is, thrust into someone’s lady parts doesn’t sound like the most enticing thing in the world.
We’re sure even if Lars had agreed, his co-star would have said a nice big “NO WAY.”
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[Image via WENN.]