Tired Of Transformers Sticking Fingers In His *ss, Shia LaBeouf Swears Off Studio Flicks!


We hope there wasn’t rectal bleeding!
Shia LaBeouf spoke recently about working on the Transformers trilogy and he gave us a SHOCKER!!
Apparently, shooting studio flicks are not all that fun. It’s almost like… having a job!?
Shia revealed:

[Big Studios] give you the money, then get on a plane and come to the set and stick a finger up your ass and chase you around for five months.”

Whoa!! At least he never had to call out for a proctologist!!
He compared that to low-budget flicks, where Shia claims producers put more faith in their cast and the crew.
In fact, Shia vows never to return to big budget flick.
He confirmed:

“I’m done. There’s no room for being a visionary in the studio system. It literally cannot exist.”

Nooooo!!!! Don’t quit us!!
How will the Indiana Jones franchise survive without you!?!

On second thought, godspeed young man!
[Image via Patrick Hoffman/WENN.]