Polygamy's Cool, Y'all!


So says polygamist sexlord! Ugh!
Kody Brown, pimp daddy star of TLC’s Sister Wives, wants us all to wise up and come over to his way of thinking. You know, that God thinks its cool to have a bunch of wives! (But not vice versa! Never vice versa!)
Speaking to a random college newspaper, Kody explained that his wives and kiddies are “not felons”, but a “family”. He continues to preach and asks why it seems to be morally expectable for people to have multiple sexual partners, but not spouses. He says:

“If you take off the need for secrecy in polygamy then you will open the door more and more..If I wanted sex with a lot of women there is a lot of barhopping I could do. It’s not something I’m interested in. I’m interested in a family, raising my children. If it were all about sex there’s just other easier venues, way easier.”

Um, ew. We’re grossed out enough that four women have committed their lady parts to your Billy Ray Cyrus knockoff junk, let alone the thought of the entire state of Utah! Bleck!
This guy just does not get it…and his is beyond creepy!