Slow Your Roll

This is something that we definitely will NOT be drinking! We need as much energy as we can get!

A beverage company has come out with an ‘anti’ energy drink called Drank.

Its tag line is “slow your roll.” Pretty clever.

The drink’s publicist called it the ‘extreme relaxation beverage’ that goes great with vodka.

The carbonated, grape-flavored beverage is spiked with melatonin, valerian root and rose hips.

What the heck?

Why?????

The creator was apparently thinking of the hip hop community when he concocted it.

The product’s press release says, “From design to production, every aspect of this calming drink was inspired by today├óΓé¼Γäós popular hip hop artists who embrace the much sought-after hip hop lifestyle that encourages people to capture a stress-free state of mind.”

So, what we’re gathering is that it’s basically a pot high in a can or something that makes an E high last longer?

Drank up!

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