There are three things that are sacredly Snooki’s and should never be touched:
Her poof, her pickles and her juice-head!
Sources report that almost a month ago, Snooki started an all out drunken brawl at a bar in New York when one of her girlfriends got all up on her SECRET boyfriend and childhood pal, Kenny Hitzel!
Snooki took Kenny and her girl, Stephanie, to a club called Torches in Newburgh. The night started out alright, but seven pickled vodka shots later, Snooki freaked out to see her friend grinding on Kenny. Witnesses actually heard her screech: “Stephanie, your vagina is too close to Kenny├óΓé¼Γäós penis!”
LOLz!
The proximity of her friend’s lady bits to her man started a mega screaming match between the girls, complete with “guido-screaming and hand flaring.” The girls were tossed out of the club, but the manager quickly invited them back in after he realized who she was.
BIG mistake!
The argument raged on and on, until Kenny finally had enough of them both and called his mommy to come pick him up. (No, really. He’s 25 and doesn’t drive. His parents still cart his ass around!)
A crazy night for some, but sounds like a typical Tuesday evening for one spunky guidette!
[Image via WENN.]