Ha!
Well of course the bag isn’t hers! Obviously!
Much to the surprise of no one everyone, Paris Hilton is asserting that there’s no possible way she should get in trouble for her recent bust with cocaine, because she claims that the bag the drugs were found in does not belong to her – because it’s allegedly not designer label!
Yes!!!
LOLs!
A source explains:
“This purse in question was a high street brand – and by no means up to her high fashion standards. Paris is hoping authorities will see sense and let her off the hook. This is a terrifying situation for Paris. She’s scared stiff about what might happen. Her greatest fear is that authorities will make an example of her because she’s famous. The idea of going back to prison sends a shiver down Paris’s spine.”
Makes perfect sense!
We’re convinced she’s innocent!
She’s only been busted for possession of drugs three times in the past few months because of misunderstandings!