Teresa Giudice flips tables! (And now, she’s going to make some money off of it!)
Anyone who watches The Real Housewives of New Jersey knows that Miz Teresa doesn’t have too many marketable skills. Yes, she can dress her children in identical horrid outfits. True, she can max out a credit card faster than you can say, “Prostitution Whore!” But really, the only thing she is truly good at is letting her inner Paterson, ghetto diva roar and now, she is using that to her advantage!
Teresa will be holding a contest in Delaware at the end of this month to put a little money towards her $11 million debt. What kind of contest you ask? Only the best kind ever: a table-flipping contest!
Teresa will appear at the Funky Monkey in Wilmington, where she’ll hold a meet-and-greet with fans and invite women to flip a table for a prize. (Which will probably be her book, The Skinny Italian, which you can get at a bargain bin nearest you!)
WooHoo!!! All we have to say is we better see this on season three of RHONJ or we’re going to flip our table!!!
P.S. – The invite specifically says no coke-whores, so keep yourself and your weave at home, Danielle Staub!