Before one crawls out of her vagina and is thrusted into a world where his mother thinks she should be breastfeeding until the kid is five.
FIVE?! Gross!
Leave it to her sister, Khloe Kardashian, to leak out this little tidbit of stupidity to all the viewers of The Rachael Ray show. Khloe recalls:
“Kourtney was like, ‘I’m so excited. I don’t have to cook for five years! And I go, ‘What do you mean?’ She’s like, ‘I’m gonna breast feed.’ I go, ‘For five years?’ She has, like, no idea!”
And you do? We can’t to see the sperminated mess you turn out to be!
And an FYI to Kourtney: even though they make adult diapers, you should probably potty train your kid before he goes to college.
Just a thought.
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