Spencer Plays Dumb, No One Buys It

Work those 15 minutes!

It’s been quiet on the Speidi front lately, which had us worried that the “big one” was coming to hit California or something. But, fortunately, they’ve resurfaced, eliminating our fears.

According to In Touch Weekly, Spencer Pratt admitted that his wedding was a sham, but only because – and we quote – “I didn├óΓé¼Γäót even know you have to legalize a wedding.”

Oh come on now, Spencer, we’re sure you could have just asked one of the camera crew and they would have told you!

He adds, “I thought growing up, you say ‘I do’ and you├óΓé¼Γäóre married.”

If it was that easy, gays wouldn’t be having such a problem in California right now!

But, the couple is determined to get married! For real! On television!

In Las Vegas for New Year’s, Heidi said that the couple is planning on having a big wedding for friends and family.

Spencer adds, “We├óΓé¼Γäóll definitely have it on TV because of the fans and haters.”

We’re sure the wedding decorations will feature the MTV logo.

Because marriage is sacred like that!

[Image via WENN.]