Stand Back, Bitches!

With the paparazzi insanity growing out of hand with every passing day….

Los Angeles Councilman Dennis P. Zine has proposed an ordinance to protect celebrities’ personal space.

“This is about common decency,” Zine said following an LA City Council meeting. “We don’t want to put the media out of business, but there has to be some reason when they do their job.”

According to his plan, celebrities will be entitled to “Personal Safety Zones” which the paparazzi cannot invade. In theory, this would require the space between a celeb and a paparazzo to be wide enough to drive a car through.

The ordinance is set to protect not only celebs, but the photogs and innocent bystanders as well.

“It has gotten outrageous,” Zine said of the intense media coverage of celebrities. “If we don’t do anything, we could see someone seriously injured or killed.”

What will Britney think of this when (if) she’s finally released????

Who will pump her gas for her, who will buy her coffee, shout her compliments through the window, and accompany her on her 2am shopping trips in Rite Aide?????

Maybe the ordinance won’t apply to Britney.

We’re pretty sure the Paps are her only friends. They’re not Paparrazos to her! They’re future boyfriends!!!

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