Our beloved Twilight? Porn? Nonsense!
So, Stephen King isn’t keeping Twilight and Hunger Games series on his shelves, because he finds them to be ├óΓé¼┼ôtween porn.├óΓé¼┬¥
The author tells The Guardian:
“They’re really not about vampires and werewolves. They’re about how the love of a girl can turn a bad boy good.”
Gasp! It can be about both! Are you saying girls can’t turn a bad boy good?
He goes on to say:
“I read Twilight and didn’t feel any urge to go on with her. I read The Hunger Games and didn’t feel an urge to go on. I read Fifty Shades Of Grey and felt no urge to go on. They call it mommy porn, but it’s not really mommy porn. It is highly charged, sexually driven fiction for women who are, say, between 18 and 25.├óΓé¼┬¥
So what’s the name of the porn for that age bracket then? First we have tweenage and now… ? Oh, we guess just porn, LOLz!
Well, Stephen, we don’t feel the urge to go on with your books either! Because quite frankly, they scare the bejeezus out of us!
Just kidding, but yikes! The 65-year-old author sure is critical of these popular novels.
We’re guessing you won’t be first in line this November to see The Hunger Games: Catching Fire.
HA!
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