Subterfuge!

One of Lance Armstrong‘s daughters recently took Ashley Olsen to “show and tell” at school.

That’s what friends are for!

Despite that act of kindness and making out in public, the Tour de France veteran insists he and the Full House alum are merely platonic.

“Ashley Olsen and I are strictly friends,” Armstrong tells the New York Post. “We have hung out amongst other friends, and she strikes me as a nice, smart lady.”

Maybe Lancelot is denying the romance because it’s already over???? Or maybe he’s ashamed???

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