This is equal parts sad, gross, and cray!
A man earlier this week was killed by a subway train, while a second man was injured nearby. They’re unrelated except for their proximity, luckily. The man who died though, was trying to poop through the crack where two subway cars meet.
Need a moment for that to sink in? Take some time.
Okay, so there he was trying to pinch one off, and we all know it’s never safe to even cross between cars, so he slipped and fell and was struck by the train. That’s no way for anyone to go out, seriously.
The other man we mentioned was bloodied and had a broken pelvis — and he emerged from the tracks at the 125th Street station just before the fatal accident. He says he doesn’t know what happened to him.
We wonder what’s going on with this string of awful subway fatalities and injuries. Is it time to look into more safety precautions, or is it all just a coincidence??
Also, did this happen during the annual No Pants Subway Ride?? Ha!
[Image via AP Images.]