Tara Reid Is Going to Fake Rehab!

Tara Reid sucks at everything – even going to rehab!

It turns out that her stay there is just a publicity stunt for both the failed actress and the facility, according to a new report from Star magazine.

Since the recession’s hit, addicts can’t seem to afford the $1,600 a night accommodations that the likes of Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan have enjoyed. So what did Promises in Malibu do?

They reportedly offered a free ride to anyone who’d take it.

That “anyone” being Tara!

Boy they must be desperate for attention!

She’s apparently getting the VIP treatment which includes a free pass on the incoming package check that is mandatory for all other patients.

That’ll look great for Promises the next time Terror flashes a drunk titty!

Not that Promises seemed to be much help for either BritBrit or triple-checked LezLo!

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