Tareq Salahi Vows To Stop Bad-Mouthing His Ex-Wife

Yeah, right. We’re still waiting for Michael Lohan to make good on his promise not to trash his family at every turn. You guys are all the same.
We bet that a month ago, you would know idea who were talking about if we mentioned the name Tareq Salahi. Sure, you’d remember the pseudonym he and his ex-wife Michaele Salahi picked up a few years ago – The White House Crashers – but still, even that would only ring a little bell. Now, everywhere you turn, Tareq is spewing something to the press, ranting terrible things about Michaele cheating on him and blah, blah, blah.
Well, have no fear because the justice system has stepped in to ensure we no longer have to listen to this dribble about the Salahis … for now. The couple have agreed to suspend their divorce proceedings while they try to hash out a settlement in “private mediation.” Private, meaning NOT in public, which will keep Tareq from spilling his guts at every turn for a good long while.
Now, just so we’re all clear on the details: if these two can’t come to some sort of settlement in mediation, Tareq can then refile for divorce in Virginia and the process starts all over again. The drawback (?) is that everything that went down in the “private mediation” will now become public.
Ah! Now we see what game they are playing! LOLz!
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